Words of Banaras VI

A joke just came to my thought just right now, and I am laughing hysterically, it’s so funny, so here it is:

A husband used to often drink and his wife didn’t like that.

One day, the husband instead got high in the evening - not alcohol but something natural :)

He was really high as fuck as sky.

Suddenly his wife called on phone.

He picked and said - “baby I love you, I want to hug you.”

Wife asked, did you drink again?

Husband: No darling, I am not.

Wife: Kaoo meri kasam! (Swear on me!)

Husband sweared on her.

Then conversation diverted to other stuffs.

Not too late, husband said, “baby I love you, I want to hug you.”

Wife: Are you drunk? Swear on your mother.

Husband said, “No darling, I am not. I swear on my mother”

Then conversation resumed between them.

Then. Same circles and husband sweared on everyone saying, “No darling, I am not”

He was not lying, right... hahahahaaghhg.

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Here I am laughing hysterically. I should not laugh, I might be making other uncomfortable. Huh 😏. Okay inside laughing start. Now everyone happy including me :D

Coming back, hey, I created this joke:D

Coming back, do you remember that smile when you are just smiling and also sometimes laughing little bit too without making a bit of noise because of no reason at all, that blush, that’s called “bliss”. That’s what I am having on my face. I am blissed with a bless blessfully.

- written from phone -