I found this list of sick burns in my old Gmail draft (dated Sep 08, 2012), now I don't really remember why did I keep this collection in the first place (perhaps I know, I was stupid, that explains), nonetheless, some of them could be truly witty if used in an appropriate context, but perhaps you might be better off without them. Though I do remember, I was once blocked by Facebook (had one during that time period) for some time due to some comment I had made on some post - it must have been one of these. So enjoy and don't (mis)use them :-)
Disclaimer: It must have been copy-pasted from various sources. If you get in trouble because of using one of them, well apologize and good luck :D
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
- I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
- I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
- You’re so ugly, that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. (Who the hell is Hello Kitty, is it Big Bang's Sheldon's soft kitty warm kitty :-/)
- If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.
- Here is 5 rupees, call all your friends and give me back the change. (What was the context here, only Rab remembers!)
- Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
- I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?
- What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard and at no point in your rambling incoherent response where you are close to anything that could be called a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and god have mercy on your soul.
- When you don't get a lot of porn on internet, do u log in to your own fb profile?
- Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
- You are as useless as "UEUE" IN A "QUEUE".
- You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
- You must be the arithmetic man; You add Trouble, subtract Pleasure, divide Attention, and multiply Ignorance.
- I would slap you, but then PETA will be all over me. (I don't anymore consider this as an insult. Animalism emphasizes the universal value of all sentient beings; while humanism only relates to human's philosophy which can be deeply conditional, and possibly skewed).
- So what part of your personality did you have to give up to become so stupid, was it intelligence? <---That wins the MeanEst award, doesn't it :P
- Does your IQ match your shoe size? Truddddd, even that might be overrating your intelligence!
Disclaimer: It must have been copy-pasted from various sources. If you get in trouble because of using one of them, well apologize and good luck :D
